Saturday, April 14, 2007

Vietnamese Movies Online Iphone

reunion high representativeness

For fun, here's a satirical text well written and well seen from the blog Mi isla al mediodia . I translate for those who do not read English, for others, there is .

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FREE ACCESS

The Ministry of Informatics and Communications (MIC) was kind enough to send me this review:

" In order to satisfy the growing demand of our people for access to the internet, our department has considered creating a special plan to develop and promote the public use of Internet in our countries. This plan is called Inter-nothing.

In our department, we are fully aware of the importance of access to the internet but we also know that it is a mistake to ignore the dangers contains its use. For this reason it was decided that initially, public access to the Internet would be open only in certain sectors of the population, for a while. After this period will be evaluating the success and potential problems. After achieving the necessary changes will begin a second phase, which will cover the entire population.

For the composition of the original group, we looked for a diverse enough sample to ensure representativeness of the entire Cuban population.

The initial group for all Cuban citizens, resident in Cuba, which are included in the categories following:

- Veterans of World War
- Workers involved in the project Cuban exploration of Mars
- Athletes and coaches who participated in the last Winter Olympics
- Survivors of the Titanic
- Nobel Laureates regardless of the category
- Retirees 65 or older, healthy, able to run 100 meters in under 11 seconds (test required)
- Adolescents (under 15) who can recite by heart a fragment of over 20 pages of the masterpiece of Karl Marx: Das Kapital
(The choice of the fragment is free, while the length is met)
- Housewives BEPC graduates who can demonstrate having read Ulysses
James Joyce and In Search of Lost Time by Marcel Proust (it will show a reading of two works, written test).

There also intend to include in this first group who can prove they have seen all the programs
"Mesa Redonda" broadcast date. These people must be in good psychological health and show no neurological disorder (certificate required medical and verification of knowledge through random questions on the issue).

As you can see, this initial group provides high representation from all sectors of the population (students, workers, intellectuals, scientists, athletes, retirees, and housewives), resulting in a guarantee of project success .

Revolutionary

Jose Varela Butterfly
Deputy Secretary to the Minister's office for the networks, cables, and other nodes.


Mesa Redonda: information program and "debate" policy that is distributed (and rebroadcast) daily by Cuban television. This is the program where all can freely express what they think of George W. Bush.
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Edit: about this obsession with form in the claim of all sectors of society, this article this morning in Granma, is also around the issue in its first paragraph ( ... and people in general ).

Thursday, April 5, 2007

Reverse Gum Recession

banter

The fire just went to red, I stop. Before me an old Soviet sidecar, a man driving another sitting in the "basket".
It's hot, we're in the middle of the afternoon, as usual a line of women waiting more or less on the young side, and rushed to the vehicle just stopped them hitchhikers.
A woman in her fifties is heading towards the first car in line, without success. She then approached the driver's side car, asked him if he is probably in his direction, I do not know what he replied, but she laughs, her skirt is a little and sits sidesaddle behind him.
Besides, the man in the basket sidecar gives him a word, she turns to him, leans, whispers something in his ear, now it is his turn to laugh at him.
Within minutes, the time for a red light, these three, complete strangers, have invented a connivance, a nearby, they replay again the pleasure of meeting and seduction in the tropics.
A Cuban researcher had devoted an entire study " choteo " island, between jest and mockery. He said it was one of the characteristics of his countrymen. This familiarity
at hand, which lasts only as long a journey, a waiting outside a shop, weaving time that happening is perhaps one of the most surprising things to a stranger, the most fascinating too.
A life day by day, when the day is only vaguely, indirectly, when the time comes, just one minute, includes all possible.